for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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