Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
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You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
tell me about the fingering
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