We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Do plants get herpes?
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