I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I CAN MOONWALK!
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
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Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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