Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
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Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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