Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
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Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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