But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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