it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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