Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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