in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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