Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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