I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
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No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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