a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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