I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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