think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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