Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
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Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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