the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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