But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
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Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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