I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Watching her eat just hurts me
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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