His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
we're so committed to being not committed
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I currently don't understand fingers.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
