Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
The sex was so bad. I kept sending people snapchats of my face during it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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