Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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