I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
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No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
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I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
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