there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
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She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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