OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
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new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize