So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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