Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
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Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
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i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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