its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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