The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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