We should be called the Road Head Warriors
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
It's blow job season.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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