i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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