So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
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she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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