i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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