you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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