butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
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You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
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