It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
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Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
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Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I still have a little drunk in my system
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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