I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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