last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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