weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
