And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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