She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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