i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
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I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
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Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I am naked and annoyed.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
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