I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
What kind of scumbag goes to a baby's 1st birthday party with a black eye? This kind. Me. I'm disgraceful.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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