You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
Randomize
