Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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