You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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