i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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