He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
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I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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