i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
