I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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