high people should be assigned attendants
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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