I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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