The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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