he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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