I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
I used an emoji to tell him I was pregnant. I should feel bad about that, right?
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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