I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
