Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Randomize
