Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
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Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
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I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
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